"The Elves take on the personality of the family that adopts it," she cheerily explains. "If you are a family that's full of creative people, and your Elf enjoys doing creative things at night, that's your tradition."
I was met with silence on the other end of the phone line when I suggested they make tiny couches and small beer cans for our Elf, then.
"At its core, this is simple, family time together," she said. "It doesn't require batteries, blinking lights or flashing anything."
Yeah, true that. But it does require me to get up at 3 a.m.